10 Things you never knew about the Z characters

10 reasons why Bulma broke up with Yamcha and took up with Vegeta...
1. Bulma actually LOOKED at Yamcha and realised exactly what she'd been dating for years...

2. Vegeta seduced Bulma with the help of moonlight, roses, violin music and...A book intitled "Sex. How to get more of it."

3. Yamcha decided to come out of the closet. Bulma's closet. Dressed in her clothes, makeup and with Tien following behind, similary dressed.

4. Vegeta bashed Yamcha to a bloddy pulp, told Bulma that some crazy man had done it and 'comforted her' (several times and in many different positions!)

5. Bulma cheated on Yamcha with Vegeta. Yamcha cheated on Bulma with Tien. Tien cheated on Yamcha with Oolong. And Vegeta kicked all their sorry asses for having gay orgies in his gravity chamber.

6. Bulma walked in on Vegeta in the shower. Vegeta walked in on Bulma in the shower. Tension mounted...

7. Yamcha cheated on Bulma with Marron, so Bulma cheated on Yamcha with Vegeta. She hadnt actually meant to stick with Vegeta but he got her pregnant.

8. Bulma had a party at Capsule Corp. She woke up the next morning naken in bed with Vegeta.

9. Vegeta just walked into Bulma's bedroom one night, demanded sex and got it.

10. Bulma had a torrid affair with Vegeta after she found Yamcha 'playing' with Puar, Oolong and Kami in her parents bedroom.

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10 secrets about the z characters... 1. Vegeta suffers from motion sickness and from travel sickness. Havent you ever wondered why he clenches his fists when he flys and that vein pops out in his head? Its because he's trying not to hurl! And havent you ever noticed how he lands away from people and tends to fly off by himself alot? Its because he's often a very sick boy. Poor Veggie. 2. The Black Cat on Dr. Briefs shoulders (Scratch) knows the secret to life. Unfortunately, he's not telling... 3.Kami is severely allergic to Mexican food. It not only closes his wind pipe up (causing him to die) but also gives him a nasty rash. 4. Yamcha is actually the drumer from Spinal Tap. Scary I know...but very true. 5. Puar is Satan. 6. Goku is actually a genius. He's already won two nobel prizes. He decided long ago that it was better for him to pretend to be stupid; it throws the enemies off. 7. Trunks has a harem of 22 slaves girls all called Suzie...he also has one slave boy. Also called Suzie. 8. Goten is actually Vegeta's son. Its was pure luck his hair turned out like Goku's. 9. Mr Popo collects butterflys then takes control of their minds and sends them on missions to assasinate people that get in his way. After all...No one suspects the butterfly! 10. Chichi is really the daughter of The Ox king with...FRIEZA! That was the real reason for the fight on Namek. It was the whole Mother in law thing.
		10 reasons why Bulma broke up with Yamcha and took up with Vegeta... 1. Bulma actually LOOKED at Yamcha and realised exactly what she'd been dating for years... 2. Vegeta seduced Bulma with the help of moonlight, roses, violin music and...A book intitled "Sex. How to get more of it." 3. Yamcha decided to come out of the closet. Bulma's closet. Dressed in her clothes, makeup and with Tien following behind, similary dressed. 4. Vegeta bashed Yamcha to a bloddy pulp, told Bulma that some crazy man had done it and 'comforted her' (several times and in many different positions!) 5. Bulma cheated on Yamcha with Vegeta. Yamcha cheated on Bulma with Tien. Tien cheated on Yamcha with Oolong. And Vegeta kicked all their sorry asses for having gay orgies in his gravity chamber. 6. Bulma walked in on Vegeta in the shower. Vegeta walked in on Bulma in the shower. Tension mounted... 7. Yamcha cheated on Bulma with Marron, so Bulma cheated on Yamcha with Vegeta. She hadnt actually meant to stick with Vegeta but he got her pregnant. 8. Bulma had a party at Capsule Corp. She woke up the next morning naken in bed with Vegeta. 9. Vegeta just walked into Bulma's bedroom one night, demanded sex and got it. 10. Bulma had a torrid affair with Vegeta after she found Yamcha 'playing' with Puar, Oolong and Kami in her parents bedroom.
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